If I had to pick a favorite bone, it would be the radius. You can have favorites right?

Welcome to my drawing teacher, Sarah Roche. Her funny cute lingo is complete amazement and she is tres adorable! She likes to say check it out as in: "Check out that s-curve!" "Hey guys, use your straight edge to see where the weight of the pose is check it out!"  OH MY GOD I THINK I'M IN LOVE
SO you guys want to see some pics from my burka/veil woodshop project from when I installed it for the crit? TOO BAD

Here's some biddy in my class who made an incredible "spine extension" out of zillions of little wood pieces and wire ISN'T IT PRETTY

p.s. I helped her sand like 4 of them!

Alright guys, get your vomit buckets out for this next photo!

This dumb-idiot who we call either Mr. Daniel Boon (because he won the Daniel Boon themed male pageant at his high school WTF) or Captain America (just because) made his project a series of "thought bubbles" that would "show what he was thinking" (AS IF anyone wants to know-Am I right girls?) the reason why everything is in quotes is #1 to unnerve you my reader and #2 to subtley hint that only was the dumb thing stupid but it DIDN'T WORK. Hence, Alexei helping him in the above hilar picture funny RIGHT. That's all the time and internet famousness that this deserves.

This is the amazing noisemaking Lexi! His project extended his movement to noise = all of those things strapped to him. When he moved, the things swung around and the wood made sounds AND WHAT SOUNDS THEY WERE.

Are you ready for this?

Giant mouth KYLE.

Our hilarious TA Maya (otherwise known as crazy) said that the piece was clearly about his gentalia because everytime the mouth opened, it was exposing his crotch. WHAT. Irregardless, it's a great mouth!

Heeeeeeere's Grace:

She made giant ears or something. 

Kyle wore them.

Okay so this Wednesday, my humor sketchbook was due and somewhere between me doing a lot of it in one night and PMSing and spring fever THIS HAPPENED

It's the queen of england duh. The words around her are from the end of an Amy Poehler ( <3 ) monologue in which she convinces a park ranger that she accidentally shot someone in a hunting accident by using his sexism to trick him. IT'S FUNNY OKAY.

And the cherry on the ice cream, the icing on the cake, the mayo on will (inside 3D joke, our TA Will had a series of performance art pieces where he poured mayo on his naked body... I KNOW)

It's Colleen guys!

I'm about to meet her in the studio so I thought I would slap this bad boy up here p.s. the girl on the left caught in an embarassing moment of sushi eating is Erin and the weirdly concerned looking girl on the right is Bissie. Welcome to my blog GUYS.