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CAN WE JUST SAY CONGRATS

To me of course for cultivating such a devoted following of readers... or something

It's small (5 is not that small, if there were FIVE elephants in your backyard, would you say that was a small amount of elephants?) because I'm very intelligent and exclusive DUH.

So spring break yadda yadda WELCOME TO MY HOME...

This is it (just like Michael Jackson or whatever) do you like the flowers my dad got for my mom for her birthday? I do. They're really nice, v colorful and pungent, everything a person could need or want in a bouquet! I mean they're alright but wait till you see the MUFFINS my mom got me for like a coming home (?) present!

Well, you don't have to wait because here they are! Isn't it funny with the different muffin types all on top of each other? I think that they are Blueberry Lemon Whole Grain muffins BUT IT JUST LOOKS LIKE A MUFFIN IDENTITY CRISIS TO ME. (would a muffin go all crazy and get icing or something for a mid-muffin-life crisis? or maybe go all out and become a cupcake? OH THE INTRICACIES)

Alright already! Pastries don't have separate, special lives... allegedly.

My roommate and myself went to American Apparel to get her bud a serious/joke gift of a fanny pack. I used to think (not like recently, when i was little) that it was named after a woman named Fanny... but it's not. But it was great and purple and we did some cracked out browsing while we were there, as evidenced below...

SCRUNCHIES DON'T GO ON YOUR EYES KATHERINE. Oh wow, what a card! Well anyway, we walked around the mall (mistake #1) and went into H&M which was actually kind of awesome except for the fact that I can never get anything for myself at real stores because I have a thrifting problem. I got some killer sunglasses there though for only $6, which isn't necessarily real shopping, BUT IT'S A SLIPPERY SLOPE OKAY. Alright so that was fine BUT THEN WE WENT TO JC PENNY'S (mistake #2). Please let me explain. As I'm Owl Team Leading over the summer, I'm going to be a PROFESSIONAL WOMAN and those need KHAKIS. And since it's over the summer, khaki shorts. I know, I know, this vision is getting uglier and uglier. So JC Penny's is a very large and confusing place, with a lot of loud and ugly clothes (NOT in a good way) and we found these hilarious weird let's golf khaki mom shorts (needless to say, DID NOT buy) and left exhausted and perturbed to go to Ikea. We were all strung out from our brief but terrifying mall experience and so we went to the Ikea cafeteria (which exists ?!?) and had french fries and LINGONBERRY (no lie) juice. When in Rome, go to Ikea and drink the weird pink juice guys.

We were browsing for furniture and stuff for our apartment and pretended to be in our homes AS SEEN BELOW:

Katherine, thinking deeply about the mysteries of life (undoubtedly) or about leaf patterns and inexpensive couches. I think it needs to be noted that I told her to look like it was her home... moving past that.

OH YOU WILL, trust me, I'm a doctor. For real, Ikea vocab is hilarious, just as all Eastern European things are. In every display bookcase, there were a million Swedish books AND THEY WERE ALL THE SAME. Swedish people must live really creepy, organized lives.

NOTE better comfortable posing. HOWEVER this is after we had reached the point of complete delirium after we already had pretend drinks at this fake dining room with fake exposed brick! Tres chic in pretendland no doubt!

Katherine trying to decide what to wear out of her fake wardrobe with a ridiculous amount of the same blouse and same skirt. OH SHE WON'T HAVE ANY TROUBLE GETTING READY.

Okay, needless to say, complete insanity has ensued out of intense and endless browsing and Katherine has become fascinated with fake technology which turns out to be hollow EVEN THOUGH it has like a type name and everything on it.

Alright so here's where it gets weird, not really but this happened 2 days ago and because I couldn't find my camera cord there was delay BUT TO UPDATE. Yesterday I drew a picture of Kathy Griffin running around in a bra and of the queen mum for my 2D humor sketchbook (all none of you vote for pictures? GOOD) and went on like a 45 minute bike ride I KNOW. It was really nice out and it was in the early afternoon and nobody was around it was amazing!

So today I went to Red, White, & Blue with Katherine and this is what happened to her:

Not really, but she was debating getting this little boy's fishie Hawaiian shirt and decided to try it on over her big girl flannel SUCH DRAMA. Regardless she did get it and may or may not be wearing it right now to help out your visual imagination. On this trip both Katherine and I found ourselves trying on dresses which WE THOUGHT were dresses but turned out to be ROMPERS.... so sneaky right? Mine was extra embarrassing because it totally didn't even look like a romper at all and I put it over my head BUT IT WAS ONE OF THE LEGS. All of the elderly Mexicans sure were entertained (or so I assume... I didn't ask them or anything).

Alright, wrapping this baby up with a weird wink from my sister. She said she was posing for a movie poster. Really Sarah? A ROM COM MOVIE POSTER! Additionally, she was labeling her folders for class, and somehow SOMEBODY (me) got the idea into her head that instead of the actual names of the classes (so pase) that she should write words that RHYMED with them. So she is now taking Path (math), Silence (science), Mystery (History) and Hamre. Okay so we couldn't find a rhyme for English and she wouldn't use MY suggestion Penguin Farts (as in Language Arts duh) and so she decided to use Grammar and I put it into the online rhyming dictionary and Hamre came up (it's like one of the most uncommon surnames in the US).

SO THAT'S MY LIFE you can go now.